What Will 2022 Bring? We Don’t Know, but Zoltar Does

In 2016, a strange machine began appearing on the sidewalks of Manhattan. It was a tall wooden cabinet with glass windows, and inside, wearing a red tie and orange toupee, was the All-Seeing Trump, an animatronic character that predicted America’s future in the form of “misfortunes.” “When I’m president,” the automaton crowed at passersby, “we’re…Read More